Fifty shades of Paul

[20:16:08] Ami White: i still havent gotten to the dirty part, im only halfay trough
[20:16:18] Sam: Nothing at all?
[20:16:26] Ami White: well they had sex
[20:16:34] Ami White: but the describing.. meh
[20:16:52] Sam: So no grabbing his hot man meat?
[20:16:55] Sam: Man sausage?
[20:17:10] Ami White: not really
[20:17:23] Sam: Too bad
[20:17:41] Ami White: it might get there soon tho
[20:18:18] Paul Boersma: oh man
[20:18:22] Paul Boersma: ami is not entertained
[20:18:29] Paul Boersma: i can right nauty stories too
[20:18:34] Ami White: hopefully gonna finish it tonight, predict too much work tomorrow
[20:18:39] Ami White: tell me one nau paul :P
[20:18:44] Paul Boersma: hmm
[20:18:59] Sam: Yeah Paul tell us a story
[20:20:29] Ami White: cmon paul
[20:20:34] Sam: Hurry up Paul
[20:22:06] Sam: We'll never get that story Ami
[20:22:07] Sam: :(
[20:22:20] Ami White: i can see that :(
[20:48:43] Cephei: told you it was written badly
[21:01:04] Paul Boersma: this ezreal
[21:01:13] Paul Boersma: i hit kennen out of lane with my lvl 2 leona
[21:01:18] Paul Boersma: ezreal tower dives him
[21:01:21] Ami White: paul where the hell is my story??
[21:01:22] Paul Boersma: goes to 10 hp as well
[21:01:24] Paul Boersma: has to go back
[21:01:25] Paul Boersma: oh yea right
[21:01:27] Paul Boersma: ok
[21:01:28] Paul Boersma: here it goes
[21:01:39] Paul Boersma: Once upon a time...
[21:01:51] Sam: Oh good it's a fairy tale!
[21:01:54] Paul Boersma: There were 4 friends.
[21:03:07] Sam: Sigh, I can't log into LoL
[21:03:31] Paul Boersma: They met eachtother after all 4 of them won one quarder of the jackpot which was an enormous ammount of money.
[21:03:41] Paul Boersma: Somewhat around 25 milion dollars
[21:04:37] Paul Boersma: After they won the money the decided to stay in touch - you know how it works - rich people like rich people and are most likely to have the same hobbies.
[21:05:00] Paul Boersma: The funny thing was that they all had girlfirends and loved to buy shoes for them
[21:05:06] Sam: I lol
[21:05:07] Sam: 'd
[21:05:08] Paul Boersma: (yes they were all male)
[21:05:16] Sam: They all had Puxi's
[21:05:17] Sam: :D
[21:06:05] Paul Boersma: After a couple of years, they bought so many shoes they got bored of buying shoes for their girlfriends
[21:06:24] Dibs: >implying I wouldn't buy houses for my friends if I had 25 million
[21:06:45] Paul Boersma: The girlfriends were kind of surprised, as they did not understand how you can ever stop buying shoes.
[21:06:55] Paul Boersma: W8
[21:06:57] Paul Boersma: to much shoes
[21:06:58] Paul Boersma: to little sex
[21:07:00] Paul Boersma: ok
[21:07:05] Paul Boersma: SUPERPLOT:
[21:07:12] Nodas: there is only one puxi in this world sam
[21:07:38] Paul Boersma: they visted eachother as they wanted to see what shoes their boyfriends bought for their friends.
[21:07:48] Paul Boersma: So there it was, 4 girls, 1 house.
[21:07:50] Cephei: wait
[21:07:53] Cephei: is this a joke
[21:07:54] Cephei: or a story
[21:07:56] Cephei: whats going on
[21:07:59] Sam: Story
[21:08:07] Paul Boersma: Also not to forget, the house was pretty pretty big. (as they were milionairs)
[21:08:10] Sam: Paul thinks he can write porn as good as the 50 shades of gray writer
[21:08:33] Cephei: oh
[21:08:37] Cephei: this is his porn story ?
[21:08:58] Paul Boersma: After they saw the house of 1 of their girlfriends they become jealous and started to make up things about their boyfriends who had bought them better stuff.
[21:09:39] Paul Boersma: Eventually, one of the girls started to brag about the sex she had with her boyfriend
[21:09:43] Sam: Yes
[21:09:44] Paul Boersma: and how he was the best
[21:09:51] Sam: That there ever waaaaaaaas
[21:10:15] Paul Boersma: The other girls did not believe her as they all thought their bf did way better in bed
[21:10:20] Nodas: ami seems turned on already
[21:10:30] Sam: Ofcourse she is, it's about shoes and money
[21:10:54] Paul Boersma: Then Natasja (one of the girls) came with the proposal to do a new version of "my boyfriend, your boyfriend".
[21:11:35] Paul Boersma: They all accepted and so it began
[21:11:55] Paul Boersma: (now i have to add in the romantic part or else girls won't be entertained)
[21:11:55] Nodas: shes not that much into money
[21:12:01] Sam: Money = shoes
[21:12:06] Cephei: [21:11] Paul Boersma:

<<< Then Natasja
[21:12:07] Cephei: we got a name
[21:12:24] Sam: Bet she's russian
[21:12:34] Paul Boersma: THEY all had sex with eachothers boyfriend with a nice candlefire next to their beds ( to make it extra romantic).
[21:13:29] Paul Boersma: The sex begin from kind of awkward, as they did not do it with other men except for their own boyfriends yet (YES THEY WERE NO SLUTS, NO GOLDDIGGERS).
[21:13:49] Dibs: Paul
[21:13:51] Dibs: Shut up.
[21:13:55] Paul Boersma: yes i agree
[21:13:59] Paul Boersma: i'm a pretty bad story teller
[21:14:01] Paul Boersma: like really bad ;(