Seated on his own fucking ball

[21:10:33] Offshore-Cowboy: oMG
[21:10:44] Offshore-Cowboy: i just seated down on my own fucking ball

Brattwurst

[13:34:10] Offshore-Cowboy: hallo ich bin paul jawohlll
[13:34:46] Offshore-Cowboy: Welkomme at diese introduction
[13:34:56] Offshore-Cowboy: blabla germans germans heil heil
[13:35:06] Offshore-Cowboy: :|

Suspicions confirmed

[20:12:23] Offshore-Cowboy: ok well i dont' know if hes a dipshit
[20:12:32] Offshore-Cowboy: but i think he looks like a 18 yo
[20:13:28] Offshore-Cowboy: i wont judge
[20:13:30] Offshore-Cowboy: i don't even have a bf

Chat turning into a gay orgy

[2:41:27] Elfonze: did you dream about dicks?
[2:41:35] Kawaii-Bob-san: yes
[2:41:40] Kawaii-Bob-san: my dick
[2:41:43] Kawaii-Bob-san: in your mouth
[2:41:47] Kawaii-Bob-san: doesn
[2:41:48] Kawaii-Bob-san: 't make me gay
[2:42:15] Elfonze: it doesn't
[2:42:24] Kawaii-Bob-san: does make you
[2:42:41] Elfonze: who was the party enjoying the oral copulation
[2:42:46] Elfonze: me or you
[2:42:55] Kawaii-Bob-san: both
[2:43:18] Elfonze: So we're both massive faggots
[2:43:21] Elfonze: I can live with that
[2:43:23] Beshira: what a bunch of fags you two are
[2:43:25] Beshira: :O
[2:43:29] Kawaii-Bob-san: wow
[2:43:30] Kawaii-Bob-san: panos
[2:43:32] Kawaii-Bob-san: want to join?

Saved for eternity

[20-7-2014 19:46:57] Kawaii-Bob-san: but
[20-7-2014 19:46:58] Kawaii-Bob-san: the zed mid
[20-7-2014 19:47:00] Kawaii-Bob-san: is plat 3
[20-7-2014 19:47:02] Kawaii-Bob-san: and i raped him
[20-7-2014 19:47:13] Kawaii-Bob-san: basically he = JJ
[20-7-2014 19:47:22] Kawaii-Bob-san: so me>JJ
[20-7-2014 19:54:55] Felix: besides the fact that you could be plat easy
[20-7-2014 19:54:56] Felix: bob
[20-7-2014 19:55:05] Felix: and cephei could be diamond if he wanted too
[20-7-2014 19:55:15] Felix: but you 2 dont play enough ranked so your ranks say shit about how you play
[20-7-2014 19:55:22] Kawaii-Bob-san: wow
[20-7-2014 19:55:24] Kawaii-Bob-san: a compliment
[20-7-2014 19:55:27] Kawaii-Bob-san: of Felix
[20-7-2014 19:55:29] Kawaii-Bob-san: Sam
[20-7-2014 19:55:31] Kawaii-Bob-san: blog that shit
[20-7-2014 19:55:46] Cephei: ..is .. is that a compliment from felix
[20-7-2014 19:55:52] Kawaii-Bob-san: i know right
[20-7-2014 19:55:53] Kawaii-Bob-san: wtf
[20-7-2014 19:56:03] Cephei: we shouldnt be dicks
[20-7-2014 19:56:04] Cephei: hes being a nice
[20-7-2014 19:56:07] Sambers: Saved for eternity
[20-7-2014 19:56:12] Cephei: thx felix
[20-7-2014 19:56:16] Kawaii-Bob-san: <3 felix
[20-7-2014 19:56:21] Cephei: you could be challenger if you played more bro
[20-7-2014 19:56:24] Cephei: no homo
[20-7-2014 19:56:31] Kawaii-Bob-san: agree
[20-7-2014 19:56:33] Felix: okay
[20-7-2014 19:56:34] Felix: fuck off
[20-7-2014 19:56:41] Felix: sorry that I tried to be nice
[20-7-2014 19:56:44] Kawaii-Bob-san: dude
[20-7-2014 19:56:48] Felix: will go back to making fun of you

Ego much

[2:31:02] Dibs: Good thing I'm really fucking handsome

And he succeeded

[20:50:33] Cephei: sam
[20:50:38] Cephei: we should be matchmakers
[20:50:42] Cephei: and bring paul and felix together
[20:50:48] Cephei: because they are the 2 biggest faggots
[20:50:48] Cephei: ever
[20:51:08] Cephei: and then saud can break them up , because they both want to cheat with the third biggest faggot
[21:00:09] f_felix_x: is all you say in this chat a desperate attempt of getting into that blog thing
[21:01:35] Cephei: yes
[21:01:38] Cephei: so desperate
[21:01:40] Cephei: wow
[21:01:42] Cephei: you got me felix
[21:01:51] Cephei: you have completly uncovered my deepest drives
[21:01:52] Cephei: and desires
[21:01:53] Cephei: wow
[21:01:55] f_felix_x: that what someone desperate would say
[21:01:58] Cephei: much detective work
[21:01:59] f_felix_x: to make him look less desperate

Saud strikes again

[23:43:02] Saud T.A: aucostic?
[23:43:03] Saud T.A: retard
[23:43:11] Sambers: idunno
[23:43:12] Cephei: suck a big dick saud
[23:43:16] Saud T.A: autistic*
[23:43:30] Sambers: Saud and his creepy fetishes
[23:43:30] Saud T.A: i would totally lick your D
[23:43:36] Saud T.A: even if it was small
[23:43:37] Sambers: See
[23:43:48] Sambers: I'm getting good blog material today

Badum tish

[23:37:54] Offshore-Cowboy: fu felix
[23:38:01] Felix: did you guys know panda poop is yellow
[23:38:27] Offshore-Cowboy: i knew you were gonna talk bullshit before you even started talking
[23:38:46] Felix: its not bullshit
[23:38:48] Felix: its panda shit
[23:38:53] Sambers: Badum tish

Mod battle

9:03 Sirsizzles: wtf

9:04 Sirsizzles: why am i not mod

9:04 Angriermonkey: only sam is mod

9:04 Sirsizzles: yeah

9:04 Sirsizzles: thats why i asked

9:04 Sirsizzles: why did you give the wet bear

9:04 Sirsizzles: mod

9:04 Sirsizzles: and not me

9:06 Angriermonkey: like sam is the only one who hasnt timed out people randomly

9:06 Sirsizzles: HAHAHAHAH

9:06 Sirsizzles: i wont time people out

9:07 Sirsizzles: ill just abuse teh fact i can time people out by threatening

9:07 Sirsizzles: wont actualy do it

9:07 Sambakza: I'm already a good mod

9:07 Sirsizzles: yeah your only good because im not a mod yet

9:07 Sirsizzles: keyword: YET

9:08 Angriermonkey: ah yes

9:08 Angriermonkey: need a rule

9:08 Angriermonkey: if you ask for mod

9:08 Sambakza: No asking for mod

9:08 Angriermonkey: like get banned

9:08 Angriermonkey:

9:08 Sirsizzles: bro

9:08 Sirsizzles: i will literally piss on your cheek

9:09 Sambakza: Saud

9:09 Sirsizzles: oui madame

9:09 Sambakza: Get out of here with your creepy fetish shit

9:09 Sirsizzles: are fetishes banned in this chat?

9:09 Angriermonkey: classic

Literally in the same second

[15:02:02] Dibs: She'll never love you, Paul
[15:02:03] Paul Boersma: atleast thats why i think i like it better than the original
[15:02:10] Paul Boersma: who sam?
[15:02:13] Paul Boersma: or this chick singing
[15:02:16] Dibs: Both
[15:02:31] Paul Boersma: you make me feel sad dibs
[15:02:33] Paul Boersma: don't
[15:02:47] Felix: I love you paul
[15:02:47] Dibs: At least Felix will always love you

He just doesn't know it yet

[16:16:48] Cephei: my tits are huge
[16:16:51] Cephei: and my tail is so flully
[16:17:00] Sambers: Yyyesss
[16:17:04] Cephei: fluffy*
[16:17:11] Sambers: Feel the furry growing inside you

u jelly?

[16:05:29] Nodas: you're the best boyfriend dibs
[16:05:31] Nodas: im so jealous

Moodswings

[2:07:07] Offshore-Cowboy: hahaha
[2:07:08] Offshore-Cowboy: i like the blog
[2:07:08] Offshore-Cowboy: it's pretty cool
[2:07:15] Offshore-Cowboy: i remember stuff from my life
[2:07:19] Offshore-Cowboy: which were good times
[2:07:25] Offshore-Cowboy: i like it

[2:16:08] Offshore-Cowboy: WTF
[2:16:16] Offshore-Cowboy: i should really stop talking so much bullshit
[2:16:24] Offshore-Cowboy: reading this blog makes me uncomfortable

Something blogworthy

[1:48:06 AM] Dibs: It's a he, cephei
[1:49:23 AM] paul: I wouldn't care if she would do anal

points

[20:42:09] Felix: also shc playing right now
[20:42:13] Felix: they gonna get me loads of points
[20:42:18] Felix: I believe

[20:50:48] Felix: god damn it..

o

Paul: i remember singing along underneath my skirt
Paul: when i was like 10
Paul: or something

ASL?

[17:59:28] Cephei: felix just got killed by a girl
[17:59:38] Cephei: point and laugh please
[17:59:52] Dibs: Dibs points and laughs
[18:00:14] Felix: "Missy:3" is obviously a fake girl
[18:00:24] Felix: and is a 34 fat neckbeard irl
[18:00:25] Sambers: Hah felix getting owned by a girl
[18:00:29] Sambers: Uhu
[18:00:29] Felix: shut up sam
[18:00:31] Sambers: KEep telling yourself that
[18:00:33] Felix: u know nothing
[18:00:37] Sambers: Whatever helps you sleep at night
[18:00:37] Sambers: ;)

Smoking dick

[20:14:13] Cephei: lol
[20:14:16] Cephei: 19/1/12 as leblanc
[20:14:21] Cephei: could have had a penta
[20:14:23] Cephei: if i didnt choke
[20:14:34] Sambers: Then why are you sucking dick while playing LoL
[20:14:39] Dibs: That's what you get for smoking dick during LoL
[20:14:39] Bob D.: sir choke on dick
[20:14:43] Sambers: You walked right into that one
[20:14:46] Cephei: smoking dick
[20:14:55] Bob D.: oh wow
[20:14:56] Cephei: sam and dibs
[20:14:57] Dibs: I wonder how he walked into dick while playing LoL
[20:14:58] Cephei: full points
[20:15:03] Cephei: sam and bob*
[20:15:04] Cephei: dibs
[20:15:05] Cephei: 2/10

Meow

And hell didn't even freeze over

[20:51:58] David van Zessen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
'reality' tv
[20:52:13] Paul Boersma: [20:52] David van Zessen:

<<< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
'reality' tv
plz in the blog
[20:52:22] Paul Boersma: only text from david we get in this chat

Racism builds character

[13:41:10] Cephei: just because people cant hear it doesnt make it not racist lol
[13:41:38] Paul Boersma: sometimes you must be a bit racist
[13:41:44] Cephei: im racist
[13:41:50] Paul Boersma: that's good for your confidence
[13:41:51] Cephei: but atleast i dont think im not racist
[13:42:26] Dibs: Be racist, it builds character. -Paul
[13:42:31] Cephei: yes
[13:42:32] Paul Boersma: ^
[13:42:33] Paul Boersma: :D

Paul learning German

[17:12:43] Paul Boersma: FUCK MIR DU SEXY JUNGE

Dubstep

[15:13:13] Cephei: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3JHH14xEoQ
[15:13:18] Cephei: its not dubstep sam
[15:13:23] Cephei: its drum n bass
[15:13:23] Cephei: so
[15:13:24] Cephei: booo
[15:15:50] Sambers: Ew
[15:16:26] Cephei: :O
[15:16:28] Cephei: you wound me
[15:16:33] Cephei: 2 times in 2 days
[15:16:37] Cephei: have you no heart
[15:16:44] Sambers: Hey I'm not as a bad as Renee
[15:17:24] Witch Feely.: shhhh
[15:17:26] Witch Feely.: sam