no homo

[16:05:25] saudta: CEPHEI
[16:05:26] saudta: IM BACK
[16:05:38] saudta: DO YOU STILL WANT TO BE WITH ME?
[16:05:46] saudta:

So tsundere

[15:27:30] Cephei: saud
[15:27:33] Cephei: u here my niggah
[15:29:52] Cephei: no
[15:29:52] Cephei: ok
[15:29:55] Cephei: fuck u then
[15:29:57] Cephei: dont need you
[15:30:02] Cephei: its not like i wanted ot play ranked with you or anything
[15:30:09] Cephei: im bored
[15:30:09] Cephei: sam
[15:30:18] Cephei: hows the ... pussy
[15:30:34] Sam: Fine
[15:31:27] Cephei: well that entertainment lasted for about 10 seconds
[15:31:28] Cephei: inb4
[15:31:31] Cephei: thats what she said
[15:32:03] Sam: That IS what she said
[15:32:17] Sam: And you should feel ashamed if that's what she's saying
[15:32:20] Cephei: inb4 no one has ever said that to you :(
[15:32:24] Cephei: wait
[15:32:27] Cephei: im turning into paul
[15:32:28] Cephei: noooooooooooo
[15:32:32] Sam: Hahahaha
[15:32:38] Sam: Actually that sounds like something Paul would say

engrish

[21:10:02] Paul Boersma: man i had such an awkward moment yesterday
[21:10:08] Paul Boersma: there was thsi hot spanish chick in the lab.
[21:10:13] Paul Boersma: and she left for a while
[21:10:23] Paul Boersma: i took her seat to use the microscope
[21:10:35] Paul Boersma: and a group member told me he kinda liked her
[21:10:37] Bob D.: you smelled the seat?
[21:10:57] Paul Boersma: so i said shall i make a little heart for you ? (out of clay you use to equal your preparate)
[21:11:11] Paul Boersma: and as soon as i made that little heart
[21:11:13] Paul Boersma: she walked in
[21:11:20] Beshira: lolz
[21:11:21] Paul Boersma: i think my heart skipped a few beats
[21:11:41] Paul Boersma: then she tried to steal my phone as i put it on the table and appearently she had an iphone as well
[21:11:43] Paul Boersma: thinking it was hers
[21:11:48] Paul Boersma: making shit more awkward
[21:12:01] Bob D.: so you waited
[21:12:03] Bob D.: and put your number
[21:12:05] Bob D.: in her phone ;)
[21:12:45] Paul Boersma: all this while my broken english was coming out of my mouth like i just choked on a dick.
[21:13:39] Beshira: i paul, i want fuck you
[21:13:40] Beshira: yesyes?
[21:13:41] Beshira: haha
[21:13:47] Bob D.: fucky fucky
[21:13:49] Beshira: hahaha