dinsdag 24 december 2013

Stranger danger

[15:42:18] Monkey: wanna play some lol?
[15:42:21] Paul Boersma: i'm not in delft
[15:42:33] Paul Boersma: also have to do some work for the church
[15:42:36] Paul Boersma: so no times
[15:42:51] Paul Boersma: does holy work for the church
[15:43:04] Paul Boersma: >steals ms office codes from the internet
[15:43:09] Paul Boersma: PRETTY BADASS HMMM
[15:44:29] Cephei: holy work
[15:44:40] Monkey: praise jesus
[15:44:56] Sambers: What holy work are we talking about here
[15:45:00] Sambers: You stay away from those little boys, paul
[15:45:58] Paul Boersma: but but but
[15:46:02] Paul Boersma: i like little boys sam :((
[15:46:14] Paul Boersma: OH SHIT SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT
[15:46:19] Sambers: Probably not
[15:46:22] Sambers: Hello new blog post

/facepalm

[15:13:56] Paul Boersma: i'll enjoy my virusses over paying 80 dollars for shit
[15:14:15] Sambers: And then the virusses destroy his harddrive and Paul cries
[15:15:07] Paul Boersma: luckly i only have a solid state drvie :))
[15:15:18] Sambers: :^)
[15:15:27] Sambers: I'd be even more upset then considering the price of those
[15:15:27] Paul Boersma: or does that count as a hard drive as well :D
[15:15:44] Sambers: I'm not even gonna bother answering that

vrijdag 13 december 2013

healthy relationship

[0:01:21] Dibs: It's 100% worth the read
[0:02:01] Dibs: It's some guy completely wrecking some edgy as fuck RP forum by playing his character right
[0:02:47] Cephei: nightmare for feely then
[0:02:51] Cephei: i should get minecraft
[0:02:54] Cephei: go to her server
[0:03:02] Cephei: make the anti christ to her character
[0:03:07] Cephei: follow her around
[0:03:09] Cephei: that sounds healhty
[0:03:13] Dibs: It does
[0:03:14] Dibs: go for it

zondag 8 december 2013

Devils threesome

[22:45:16] Paul Boersma: anddd
[22:45:25] Paul Boersma: all of a sudden my roommate has a gf
[22:45:31] Paul Boersma: never said anything about her
[22:45:37] Paul Boersma: not even mention her name once
[22:45:38] Paul Boersma: :D
[22:45:39] Paul Boersma: haha
[22:45:44] Paul Boersma: dafuq how does he do that
[22:45:48] Dibs: The answer is obvious
[22:45:50] Dibs: Threesome time.
[22:45:57] Cephei: devils threesome
[22:46:07] Paul Boersma: they fled right into their bedroom as soon as i came home
[22:46:12] Paul Boersma: appearently they are up for it
[22:46:13] Cephei: well atleast this threesome will have 1 more girl than ur last one paul
[22:46:19] Cephei: or
[22:46:20] Paul Boersma: haha

vrijdag 7 juni 2013

Creepy fetish

[16:56:13] saudta: make it
[16:56:16] saudta: £600
[16:56:20] saudta: and i shit on you

vrijdag 31 mei 2013

no homo

[16:05:25] saudta: CEPHEI
[16:05:26] saudta: IM BACK
[16:05:38] saudta: DO YOU STILL WANT TO BE WITH ME?
[16:05:46] saudta:

So tsundere

[15:27:30] Cephei: saud
[15:27:33] Cephei: u here my niggah
[15:29:52] Cephei: no
[15:29:52] Cephei: ok
[15:29:55] Cephei: fuck u then
[15:29:57] Cephei: dont need you
[15:30:02] Cephei: its not like i wanted ot play ranked with you or anything
[15:30:09] Cephei: im bored
[15:30:09] Cephei: sam
[15:30:18] Cephei: hows the ... pussy
[15:30:34] Sam: Fine
[15:31:27] Cephei: well that entertainment lasted for about 10 seconds
[15:31:28] Cephei: inb4
[15:31:31] Cephei: thats what she said
[15:32:03] Sam: That IS what she said
[15:32:17] Sam: And you should feel ashamed if that's what she's saying
[15:32:20] Cephei: inb4 no one has ever said that to you :(
[15:32:24] Cephei: wait
[15:32:27] Cephei: im turning into paul
[15:32:28] Cephei: noooooooooooo
[15:32:32] Sam: Hahahaha
[15:32:38] Sam: Actually that sounds like something Paul would say

donderdag 2 mei 2013

engrish

[21:10:02] Paul Boersma: man i had such an awkward moment yesterday
[21:10:08] Paul Boersma: there was thsi hot spanish chick in the lab.
[21:10:13] Paul Boersma: and she left for a while
[21:10:23] Paul Boersma: i took her seat to use the microscope
[21:10:35] Paul Boersma: and a group member told me he kinda liked her
[21:10:37] Bob D.: you smelled the seat?
[21:10:57] Paul Boersma: so i said shall i make a little heart for you ? (out of clay you use to equal your preparate)
[21:11:11] Paul Boersma: and as soon as i made that little heart
[21:11:13] Paul Boersma: she walked in
[21:11:20] Beshira: lolz
[21:11:21] Paul Boersma: i think my heart skipped a few beats
[21:11:41] Paul Boersma: then she tried to steal my phone as i put it on the table and appearently she had an iphone as well
[21:11:43] Paul Boersma: thinking it was hers
[21:11:48] Paul Boersma: making shit more awkward
[21:12:01] Bob D.: so you waited
[21:12:03] Bob D.: and put your number
[21:12:05] Bob D.: in her phone ;)
[21:12:45] Paul Boersma: all this while my broken english was coming out of my mouth like i just choked on a dick.
[21:13:39] Beshira: i paul, i want fuck you
[21:13:40] Beshira: yesyes?
[21:13:41] Beshira: haha
[21:13:47] Bob D.: fucky fucky
[21:13:49] Beshira: hahaha

dinsdag 26 maart 2013

CANT HOLD ALL THIS UGUU

[23:15:39] Sam: Felix
[23:15:43] Sam: You really didn't know I was a girl?
[23:19:47] Cephei: shes real girl
[23:19:50] Cephei: with boobs and all
[23:39:43] Felix: you mean
[23:39:47] Felix: not a guy?
[23:39:55] Felix: how would I know
[23:39:59] Felix: Sam can be both
[23:40:00] Dibs: I told you already
[23:40:02] Dibs: Idort
[23:40:07] Felix: when
[23:40:11] Dibs: Some time ago
[23:40:12] Dibs: on LoL
[23:40:14] Cephei: CUZ SHE IS UGUU GOD DAMMIT
[23:40:20] Felix: oooh
[23:40:20] Felix: jeah
[23:40:22] Cephei: YOU CANT BE THIS UGUU
[23:40:23] Felix: i think
[23:40:27] Cephei: AND NOT HAVE A VAGINA

vrijdag 22 maart 2013

Don't drop your soap

SwiZ (6:11): no moneyto buy new games
Skumbag Cephei (6:11): download
them
really
so easy
just find a skidrow crack
done
SwiZ (6:11): and then I get caught
and must go to jail
Skumbag Cephei (6:11): get caught
SwiZ (6:11): where I will drop the soap

maandag 18 februari 2013

I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE, PAUL

[0:41:16] Paul Boersma: also i need to join the dragonborn
[0:41:21] Paul Boersma: i heard they have a gamerchick there
[0:41:39] Sam: Bitch you have gamerchicks right here
[0:41:43] Sam: Don't make me come over and slap you
[0:41:54] Paul Boersma: but but but
[0:42:00] Nodas: they r all taken
[0:42:03] Paul Boersma: gamer chicks i can fuck, without being slapped into shit
[0:42:08] Paul Boersma: so basicly
[0:42:15] Nodas: well
[0:42:16] Paul Boersma: i have no choice.
[0:42:19] Paul Boersma: i'll always get slapped.
[0:42:21] Nodas: tbh i still have crystalia's number
[0:42:24] Paul Boersma: either by sam or by nodas or by dibs.
[0:42:26] Sam: Fu paul, this is for you 
[0:42:28] Paul Boersma: not cool guys
[0:42:29] Paul Boersma: not cool

weiner

[0:38:42] Sam: I'm so glad I kept these logs
[0:38:52] Nodas: wheres the quotes about my penis sam!
[0:38:59] Nodas: coming from ami
[0:39:00] Nodas: haaaa?!
[0:39:23] Sam: You mean that pathetic excuse of a weiner between your legs that you pretend is a penis?
[0:39:36] Nodas: oh she did not say that!
[0:39:37] Paul Boersma: ^^^^
[0:39:37] Nodas: :)
[0:40:08] Paul Boersma: i just don't take my life in this chat to  seriously
[0:40:14] Paul Boersma: TOO
[0:40:16] Paul Boersma: nerds
[0:41:06] Sam: Nodas:

It's confirmed: Paul likes sucking dicks

[0:15:21] Nodas: (inlove)(inlove)(inlove)(inlove)(inlove)(inlove)
[0:15:58] Paul Boersma: watusp nodas
[0:16:08] Nodas: i have an ami paul!
[0:16:11] Nodas: thats whats up
[0:16:25] Paul Boersma: gut gut
[0:16:37] Sam: Nodas is high again
[0:16:39] Paul Boersma: i have a BSc title soon nodas!
[0:16:46] Paul Boersma: HOPEFULLY
[0:16:57] Nodas: bachelor in science?
[0:17:08] Sam: No bachelor in sucking cock
[0:17:16] Nodas: that was fast sam
[0:17:17] Nodas: gj
[0:17:21] Sam: ty
[0:17:36] Sam: I'd hi5 myself but that's pretty egotistical
[0:18:29] Paul Boersma: hi5 ur forhead.
[0:18:38] Paul Boersma: so it's more of a facepalm
[0:18:41] Paul Boersma: cuz the joke was bad.
[0:18:44] Paul Boersma: !
[0:18:56] Paul Boersma: like this : (facepalm)
[0:19:14] Sam: Do I need to dig through my mountain of quotes?
[0:19:22] Paul Boersma: go ahead
[0:19:24] Ami White: if you suck cock and you know it do the facepalm emoticon! :D
[0:19:29] Paul Boersma: i am actually in for some cool quotes
[0:19:33] Ami White: oh wait, you already did
[0:19:45] Nodas: hi baby :)
[0:19:46] Paul Boersma: but w8 does that also mean i already sucked the cock?

I NEED MY FIX GRRRRR

[18-2-2013 17:37:11] Sam: Ami
[18-2-2013 17:37:16] Sam: When is the walking Dead starting again?
[18-2-2013 17:37:20] Nodas: it started
[18-2-2013 17:37:26] Sam: Cool
[18-2-2013 17:37:26] Cephei: probably fake
[18-2-2013 17:37:27] Sam: I've been bored
[18-2-2013 17:37:36] Nodas: 2 eps out
[18-2-2013 17:37:43] Nodas: 2 new*
[18-2-2013 17:37:55] Sam: I thought Dr Who had also started since christmas or something
[18-2-2013 17:38:03] Cephei: dont think so
[18-2-2013 17:38:10] Cephei: there is alwaysa christmas special
[18-2-2013 17:38:14] Cephei: but doesnt mean new season started
[18-2-2013 17:38:22] Sam: Grrrr
[18-2-2013 17:38:34] Sam: I want my fix (angry)
[18-2-2013 17:38:44] Sam: Sound familiar, nodas? ;)
[18-2-2013 17:38:50] Nodas: i sensed that
[18-2-2013 17:38:53] Nodas: i so sensed that inc
[18-2-2013 17:39:01] Sam: It actually wasn't intentional

Nodas is now a druggie

[18-2-2013 10:02:39] Ami White: Nodas is so stupid
[18-2-2013 10:02:52] Ami White: he oded on sleeping pills
[18-2-2013 10:08:59] Beshira: lol?
[18-2-2013 10:14:24] Dibs: wut
[18-2-2013 10:17:13] Ami White: hes stupid
[18-2-2013 10:17:35] Ami White: and yeah, he's fine, fot now
[18-2-2013 10:29:01] Sam: Why did he OD on sleeping pills? o.o
[18-2-2013 10:29:11] Sam: Isn't there a certain perscription you stick to
[18-2-2013 10:29:26] Ami White: he keeps denying it but no one believes him
[18-2-2013 10:30:58] Sam: That he took too many?
[18-2-2013 10:31:16] Ami White: yeah
[18-2-2013 10:34:35] Dibs: Why do you think he took too many
[18-2-2013 10:35:43] Ami White: even the doctors said so
[18-2-2013 10:35:52] Ami White: hes the only one who denies it
[18-2-2013 10:35:58] Dibs: Any identifyable reason why?
[18-2-2013 10:36:17] Ami White: no clue
[18-2-2013 10:37:11] Dibs: Well he was saying how he was tripping balls on them.
[18-2-2013 10:38:10] Ami White: i know
[18-2-2013 10:38:20] Dibs: Skype intervention time?
[18-2-2013 10:38:28] Ami White: maybe
[18-2-2013 10:38:38] Dibs: Yo Nodas, whenever you read this, stop being an idiot.
[18-2-2013 11:50:01] Nodas: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2W4sBInLkkcTpBcxoJYDMsQgxU7Z3zqOZKn7m9shnJpYc0EmcAdrmRabzjHQHkGfOw05ED6B9IYpABj8ubUhnGBtgY1nwSZRKgze2FRbn7jtGrNZhu-uEeqBCWdv6xG1oZDIHbVGGt08/s1600/7.png (inlove)
[18-2-2013 12:00:26] Dibs: Hey Nodas, you know you're not going to live this one down, right?
[18-2-2013 12:00:34] Dibs: afk for lunch
[18-2-2013 12:01:11] Nodas: what do u mean Mikel
[18-2-2013 12:10:21] Sam: You ODing on your sleeping pills
[18-2-2013 13:34:18] Cephei: pretttttty stupid

---

[18-2-2013 17:31:17] Nodas: god damn it guys
[18-2-2013 17:31:34] Nodas: i hadnt seen my gf for a while dont plop that much
[18-2-2013 17:31:44] Nodas: tempts me to see whats going on
[18-2-2013 17:31:47] Sam: Shush you
[18-2-2013 17:31:54] Cephei: put down the sleeping ppills nodas
[18-2-2013 17:31:55] Ami White: junkie
[18-2-2013 17:31:55] Sam: or I'll slap you with a frikandel
[18-2-2013 17:31:56] Cephei: put them down!
[18-2-2013 17:32:06] Sam: Dibs is right
[18-2-2013 17:32:11] Sam: He's never gonna live this one down
[18-2-2013 17:32:21] Ami White: its gonna stick foever

---

[18-2-2013 17:33:26] Nodas: i want to brag so badly right now
[18-2-2013 17:33:35] Cephei: you cant brag
[18-2-2013 17:33:37] Cephei: for atleast a week
[18-2-2013 17:33:46] Cephei: after oding on sleepign pills
[18-2-2013 17:33:54] Sam: Only a week?
[18-2-2013 17:34:03] Nodas: but but but
[18-2-2013 17:34:05] Nodas: :(
[18-2-2013 17:34:07] Nodas: fuck you
[18-2-2013 17:34:14] Sam: Hahaha

Densetsuxx

[13-2-2013 16:36:59] Cephei: ahaha
[13-2-2013 16:37:00] Cephei: no way
[13-2-2013 16:37:04] Cephei:  AnwaBigJoe 9 hours ago

Fuck, that XXDensetusXX guys comments were fucking hilarious...ahha
[13-2-2013 16:38:18] Dibs: You're starting to get e-famous cephei
[13-2-2013 16:38:29] Cephei: i just wanted to see if i could piss this guy off
[13-2-2013 16:39:41] Dibs: Also
[13-2-2013 16:39:47] Dibs: >using a camera to record your screen
[13-2-2013 16:39:48] Cephei: haha
[13-2-2013 16:39:55] Cephei: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUaIHHx_cA&feature=player_detailpage#t=577s
[13-2-2013 16:39:59] Cephei: you're harrashment
[13-2-2013 16:40:32] Cephei: ahhahaha
[13-2-2013 16:40:38] Cephei: he went to my videos
[13-2-2013 16:41:11] Dibs: Gotta rewatch this when I get home
[13-2-2013 16:41:22] Cephei: he called me 12 :(

---LATER---

[13-2-2013 19:35:47] Dibs: Densetsuxx
[13-2-2013 19:35:59] Dibs: You do realise that's gonna be your new name, right?
[13-2-2013 19:36:08] Cephei: denset suxx

Off with a bang

[13-2-2013 20:06:17] Felix: wtf
[13-2-2013 20:06:18] Paul Boersma: [woensdag 13 februari 2013 20:05] Felix:

<<< yes i do i love the penislolfag.
[13-2-2013 20:06:33] Felix: now thats just
[13-2-2013 20:06:36] Felix: unfair
[13-2-2013 20:06:37] Dibs: Saved forever
[13-2-2013 20:06:40] Felix: fuck skype
[13-2-2013 20:06:41] Paul Boersma: too lateee brooo
[13-2-2013 20:06:45 | Removed 20:07:03] Felix: This message has been removed.
[13-2-2013 20:06:47] Felix: WHAT IS THIS
[13-2-2013 20:06:52] Cephei: I AM
[13-2-2013 20:06:53] Cephei: GOD
[13-2-2013 20:07:00] Monkey: [woensdag 13 februari 2013 20:06] Paul Boersma:

<<< yes i do i love the penis
[13-2-2013 20:07:03] Dibs: [woensdag 13 februari 2013 20:06] Felix:

<<< WHY CAN'T I DENY SUCKING ALL THESE DICKS
[13-2-2013 20:07:16] Paul Boersma: [woensdag 13 februari 2013 20:06] Monkey:

<<< yes i do i love the penis
[13-2-2013 20:07:23 | Removed 20:07:30] Cephei: This message has been removed.
[13-2-2013 20:07:31] Cephei: SEE
[13-2-2013 20:07:32] Felix: real
[13-2-2013 20:07:33] Cephei: THATS HOW YOU DO IT
[13-2-2013 20:07:34] Cephei: REMOVE THAT SHIT
[13-2-2013 20:07:38 | Edited by Dibs, 20:07:47] Felix: cyber bullies
[13-2-2013 20:07:41] Felix: screw you
[13-2-2013 20:07:43] Felix: .___.
[13-2-2013 20:07:43] Cephei: BULLIES*
[13-2-2013 20:07:56] Felix: bullieshit