Seated on his own fucking ball

[21:10:33] Offshore-Cowboy: oMG
[21:10:44] Offshore-Cowboy: i just seated down on my own fucking ball

Brattwurst

[13:34:10] Offshore-Cowboy: hallo ich bin paul jawohlll
[13:34:46] Offshore-Cowboy: Welkomme at diese introduction
[13:34:56] Offshore-Cowboy: blabla germans germans heil heil
[13:35:06] Offshore-Cowboy: :|

Suspicions confirmed

[20:12:23] Offshore-Cowboy: ok well i dont' know if hes a dipshit
[20:12:32] Offshore-Cowboy: but i think he looks like a 18 yo
[20:13:28] Offshore-Cowboy: i wont judge
[20:13:30] Offshore-Cowboy: i don't even have a bf

Chat turning into a gay orgy

[2:41:27] Elfonze: did you dream about dicks?
[2:41:35] Kawaii-Bob-san: yes
[2:41:40] Kawaii-Bob-san: my dick
[2:41:43] Kawaii-Bob-san: in your mouth
[2:41:47] Kawaii-Bob-san: doesn
[2:41:48] Kawaii-Bob-san: 't make me gay
[2:42:15] Elfonze: it doesn't
[2:42:24] Kawaii-Bob-san: does make you
[2:42:41] Elfonze: who was the party enjoying the oral copulation
[2:42:46] Elfonze: me or you
[2:42:55] Kawaii-Bob-san: both
[2:43:18] Elfonze: So we're both massive faggots
[2:43:21] Elfonze: I can live with that
[2:43:23] Beshira: what a bunch of fags you two are
[2:43:25] Beshira: :O
[2:43:29] Kawaii-Bob-san: wow
[2:43:30] Kawaii-Bob-san: panos
[2:43:32] Kawaii-Bob-san: want to join?

Saved for eternity

[20-7-2014 19:46:57] Kawaii-Bob-san: but
[20-7-2014 19:46:58] Kawaii-Bob-san: the zed mid
[20-7-2014 19:47:00] Kawaii-Bob-san: is plat 3
[20-7-2014 19:47:02] Kawaii-Bob-san: and i raped him
[20-7-2014 19:47:13] Kawaii-Bob-san: basically he = JJ
[20-7-2014 19:47:22] Kawaii-Bob-san: so me>JJ
[20-7-2014 19:54:55] Felix: besides the fact that you could be plat easy
[20-7-2014 19:54:56] Felix: bob
[20-7-2014 19:55:05] Felix: and cephei could be diamond if he wanted too
[20-7-2014 19:55:15] Felix: but you 2 dont play enough ranked so your ranks say shit about how you play
[20-7-2014 19:55:22] Kawaii-Bob-san: wow
[20-7-2014 19:55:24] Kawaii-Bob-san: a compliment
[20-7-2014 19:55:27] Kawaii-Bob-san: of Felix
[20-7-2014 19:55:29] Kawaii-Bob-san: Sam
[20-7-2014 19:55:31] Kawaii-Bob-san: blog that shit
[20-7-2014 19:55:46] Cephei: ..is .. is that a compliment from felix
[20-7-2014 19:55:52] Kawaii-Bob-san: i know right
[20-7-2014 19:55:53] Kawaii-Bob-san: wtf
[20-7-2014 19:56:03] Cephei: we shouldnt be dicks
[20-7-2014 19:56:04] Cephei: hes being a nice
[20-7-2014 19:56:07] Sambers: Saved for eternity
[20-7-2014 19:56:12] Cephei: thx felix
[20-7-2014 19:56:16] Kawaii-Bob-san: <3 felix
[20-7-2014 19:56:21] Cephei: you could be challenger if you played more bro
[20-7-2014 19:56:24] Cephei: no homo
[20-7-2014 19:56:31] Kawaii-Bob-san: agree
[20-7-2014 19:56:33] Felix: okay
[20-7-2014 19:56:34] Felix: fuck off
[20-7-2014 19:56:41] Felix: sorry that I tried to be nice
[20-7-2014 19:56:44] Kawaii-Bob-san: dude
[20-7-2014 19:56:48] Felix: will go back to making fun of you

Ego much

[2:31:02] Dibs: Good thing I'm really fucking handsome

And he succeeded

[20:50:33] Cephei: sam
[20:50:38] Cephei: we should be matchmakers
[20:50:42] Cephei: and bring paul and felix together
[20:50:48] Cephei: because they are the 2 biggest faggots
[20:50:48] Cephei: ever
[20:51:08] Cephei: and then saud can break them up , because they both want to cheat with the third biggest faggot
[21:00:09] f_felix_x: is all you say in this chat a desperate attempt of getting into that blog thing
[21:01:35] Cephei: yes
[21:01:38] Cephei: so desperate
[21:01:40] Cephei: wow
[21:01:42] Cephei: you got me felix
[21:01:51] Cephei: you have completly uncovered my deepest drives
[21:01:52] Cephei: and desires
[21:01:53] Cephei: wow
[21:01:55] f_felix_x: that what someone desperate would say
[21:01:58] Cephei: much detective work
[21:01:59] f_felix_x: to make him look less desperate